Mummy: So, Callum, what kind of cake would you like for your FOURTH birthday?
Callum: I want a Dragon!
Mummy: A dragon! Are you sure?
Callum: Yes, I want a really big green dragon and I want him to be very very scary and breathing fire out of his nose and I want him next to a police car.
Mummy: Next to a police car?
Callum: Yes, standing next to a police car and breathing fire on the police car and I want his tail to have broken the police car window and the policeman is trying to arrest the dragon.
Mummy (hoping he'll forget): Oh my goodness. That would be quite a birthday cake!
But he didn't forget.
The Equestrienne did a fantastic job, right?