You either love it or you hate it. Me? I love it!
It's Marmite. The very British gooey smelly dark brown spread made from brewer's yeast, and various other yummy not-so-secret ingredients, such as folic acid, niacin, vitamin B12, riboflavin, and salt.... mmm... all my favourites!
My very best get-up-and-go breakfast.... a couple of slices of buttered toast with a thin scraping of Marmite, washed down with a hot cup of tea. Perfect cut into soldiers dipped in a boiled egg.
But sadly, my Marmite supply is running dangerously low. I've tried Metro, Foodland, No Frills, Longos, Supercentre, and come up with nothing. "We haven't had that for months" they tell me.
I think I'm about to have a Marmite meltdown.
Just when we all thought 2020 couldn't get any worse, there's a worldwide Marmite shortage! That nasty bug Covid 19 has a lot to answer for, not least the fact that there's a very short supply of brewer's yeast available, the main ingredient, because the pubs were shut for so long during the UK lockdown, and nobody was drinking beer.... well, not in pubs anyway.
I had plenty of toilet paper, masks, sanitiser, things to do and books to read, all ready to brave the lockdown, but why oh why didn't I stock up with Marmite?